It is always shocking to me to find a young employee waving a sign that indicates which extremely narrow margin of the public is entitled to a discounted oil change on a given day.  “College discount Monday!”  “Senior Saturday!”  “Female Friday!”  Give me a break, just tell me what an oil change costs!

Here is the simple truth, at The Auto Clinic:

Standard oil change  = $26.50 plus tax = $28.13

Synthetic oil change = $30.25 plus tax = $32.24

These prices include up to five quarts of oil and a new standard filter, which fits about 80% of vehicles, and includes a free inspection of your vehicle, all done by real technicians.

These prices are good every day, for everyone, always, and indefinitely.

Why is this difficult for some places to understand?